Fancy a quiet but powerful, cussing British banter war of words?
It's time for BANTS FLAPS OUT—a unique (WORLD FIRST) set that gives you exactly that.
Use your sticker books to choose your insult or retort and create a whole conversation full of classic (and creative) British profanities and banter.
What you get:
- 10 FLAPS (20 signs).
- A book of 36 crass, crude, and rude stickers to choose from.
- All contained in a school-style PE bag, perfectly fitting for one of the nation's favourite sports: "ripping the shit out" of each other—all in the most caring way, of course.
If 'cussing is caring' is not you / your chums philosophy, this product is NOT FOR YOU!
If it is, BANTS FLAPS will be a carnage of fun or one of those gifts that you'll be very exited to give.
Get your order in now for this first edition, WORLD FIRST, BANTS FLAPS OUT. Own or GIFT an amazing array of our incredibly creative English profanities, all fitting perfectly on your FLAPS.
Pre-xmas stock is limited and will be delivered by 12th December 2025.
BANTS 'FLAPS OUT ' PACK
PRODUCT INFO
What you get in BANTS FLAPS OUT:
- 10 FLAPS (20 signs).
- A book of 36 crass, crude, and rude stickers.
- All contained in a school-style PE bag, perfectly fitting for one of the nation's favorite sports: "ripping the shit out" of each other—all in the most caring way, of course.
P&P
Unless stuck in traffic or chasing a rogue pigeon, orders are sent out within 5 working days. Please allow 7 working days before you get in touch should you not have received your FLAPS OUT.
If you are ordering now you will receive your FLAPS OUT before 12th December (maybe earlier) in time for Christmas. If more urgent let me know (email admin@FLAPSOUT.com).
I will pack your order with love (and appropriate wrapping), then send it off via Royal Mail. We are currently only delivering to the UK.
£2 P&P will be added for all orders.
If you are International and desperate to get your hands on FLAPS OUT – please send an email to admin@FLAPSOUT.com with your order requirements, and will try to fulfil your needs.
RETURNS
Don’t panic—we’re not flappy about returns. You’ve got 14 days to FLAP it back, Please send an email to admin@FLAPSOUT.com titled “flapitback”, it might be easier to fix it through a quick chat.
Please keep in mind this is a tiny business (it is just me!), so your patience and calm is appreciated.